My Fall Vacation, Part 3

So that thing I smelled before, the ocean? I got to see it close up. Aaaaand I didn't really like it too much. It's loud, the smells were overwhelming and I was cold. I was also fascinated by the seals that were checking me out.

But I can still pull off the stunning modeling pose, right? Kinda like Derek Zoolander, (incidentally, he was also a rooster in Australia from my other favorite blog here). Anyhow the sand threw me off and I refused to sit on it. Just so you know I'm not about to poop or anything. Would YOU like to put your naked bum on the wet sand?? I didn't think so.

My Fall Vacation, Part 2

After the sniff of ocean, I ended up in this amazing house in the woods. Can you even IMAGINE all the things I could eat or chase around here? There was a population explosion of little moths everywhere and I gulped about 4-5 of them- too bad they were fished out of my mouth. I know I'm not supposed to eat between meals but give me a break, sometimes you need a snack! I came close to licking a banana slug but that fun was taken away from me as well. I guess I'll just sit here and look at the trees. No, WAIT! I know, I'll get stuck in a fence! (My first video, I'm so excited):

My Fall Vacation, Part 1

I got to go on another vacation! I got put in my bikini in the back of the car and drove for hours. Just when I thought we were going to end up in Palm Springs again, the window cracked open a little and the most unusual scent wafted into my nose. I heard it's called the Pacific Ocean and it doesn't always smell nice. Here's a picture of my very first view of it. I didn't know what to think but my little nose quivered and wrinkled itself like crazy! But very quickly after that I went back to chewing my Dentabone (tm) on my blankie.

Souvenir

Mom went to Australia and all I got was this dumb suitcase to sleep in.

Model Child

Here I am doing my best "wistful look off into the distance" pose. Either that or I see a squirrel or a cat or something. Nothing catches my attention more than a squirrel or a cat. Except for a leaf, a jeep parked on the street, a worm on the ground, a shirt hanging on a chair, the vaccuum cleaner (shudder), some shoes on the floor, a painting... I guess I'm easily distracted... What was I saying?...