Spooky

oooOOOOOoooooOOOoooh.... be afraid! It's the ghost of the warm sheets from the dryer.... I will stay here to terrorize you until the sheets go cold... or I finish my nap.

Why I Hate The Holidays...

Oh well. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you! Love, Remy xo

Bean Queen

There's a bean bag in my house. I think it's for humans but really, slap a nice cozy blanket on just about anything and I'll try and sleep there...

My First Sleepover!

What an amazing weekend. Not only did I go to Ripley's house on Friday night for dinner, but on Saturday he showed up at my door for a SLEEPOVER. It's the first time I had a friend over for the whole night. It would have been fun but I had to go and get stung by a bee. For a few hours I was really upset and in pain, but it passed and before I knew it, we were laying on the bed together. We even slept in until 9am. Ripley is welcome to stay the night anytime. We had a lot of fun together, even if he is pretty gassy.

TGIF

Mom just wanted everyone to know that I'm being a totally silly beast today.

Butt My Baby Is Under There!

When my toys get stuck under things that I can't get to, I let everyone know. Perhaps It's not my most flattering angle but it could have been worse... my tail could have been up.

My Weekend

This is how I spent my long weekend at Izzy's house:
*Played, wrestled, tumbled around
*Napped with Izzy
*Went out for walks, played
*Napped with Izzy
*Saw Buddy at Day Care
*Napped with Buddy
*Played underwear tug with Izzy
*Napped with Izzy
*Played lobster toy tug with Izzy
*Napped with Izzy
We did absolutely everything together and it was so much fun! I'm pretty sad to be home but it's ok, I still will get to see my new little best friend/little sister.

Over The River And Through The Woods...

Tomorrow I am going to Izzy's house for a few days! I'm so excited! Not only do I get to play with her all the time, but I love her human family too. I will probably not want to go home after this weekend. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!!

What's In My Nose?

Just in case you were ever wondering.

Monsters Under The Bed

Oh no! It looks like some kind of creature attacked my bed and started to rip the stuffing out of it! I can't believe it! How shocking! Who could have done this? What a mess!!!

...evidence? What do you mean by evidence, exactly???

BFF's

Sometimes, nothing makes you happier than having your very best friend in the whole world to play with. Ripley has been coming over a lot these days and we have so much fun. He is the best pal a little mutt terrier like me could ever have.

Izzy's Visit

You remember my friend Izzy, right? Well she came over to my house to play recently. I just love her. She has grown up so much since she was a little puppy. But I still take my role as big sister and protector very seriously. Just yesterday another dog started to get 'fresh' with her, and like my day care humans said, "...Remy flew out of nowhere and knocked that poor boy dog right off his feet!"



How can I not protect her? She's precious! And she has such a wonderful name, too...

Auntie's Visit

I was so excited when the door opened and AUNTIE was back to visit! During the day when she's not here, you know how much I love to take naps on her bed. In fact, why did I have to be woken up by yet another flash bulb here?

The only thing more fun than napping in Auntie's bed is PLAYING in it when it's being made. Here I am under the sheets causing trouble as usual:

Election Day

I know that I'm a dog and that dogs don't get to vote in tomorrow's election. But my family is voting and it is important that you do too, if you can! Did you know that not too long ago women weren't allowed to vote? Here in California there's a Proposition on the ballot that is just as sad and discriminating as not allowing women to vote. It's picking on people that are my friends and I hope that it doesn't pass. It's not right to be unfair to people and say that they aren't equal, because everyone that comes to my house is equal to me! Especially if they bring cookies. Speaking of which, AUNTIE is coming tonight! I can't wait to see what she brings me! (Hopefully not chocolate)...

Pumpkin Day!

Oh hi, everyone! Look at what I just found! A pumpkin! If you remember from last year, I really like pumpkins. They are round, for one thing, which means they can roll. Here's one now:


And you know what else? They have the most delicious insides!!!



I have to lick my lips in anticipation!



Bet you're jealous! Pumpkin guts are soooo good!
Happy Halloween everyone!

Halloween is Coming!

This is Dixie and Dottie (Below). They already picked out their Halloween costumes. They sent over their photo for inspiration because I am not sure what I am going to dress up as yet. But I had to share their picture because they look about as happy as I do when I'm forced to wear clothes...

Be Kind To The Earth

We use canvas bags in our house when we go grocery shopping. When the groceries are brought in, the empty bags are then placed on the stairs to be put back in the car on the next trip down.

Since I have some time on my paws, I thought I'd see what else these bags could carry. Turns out a 13 lb terrier fits in it just fine:

And when all else fails, it's nice to crawl into one and take a nap:
Remember your canvas bags next time you go shopping! And be sure to check what's in them first. You never know where I'll pop up next...

Sun Queen

Nothing like a nap in a little spot in the sun while the summer days pass into autumn. Except for when you're rudely woken up by a camera in your face. And please don't stare at my tummy rolls, that's just rude.

Snoring

Ripley was over today. We played a LOT and got tired. So he hopped onto my fuzzy black bed and went to sleep. I thought it sounded like a good idea so I hopped up with him. The picture was taken by a camera phone so it's not the best, but it caught us in the act of snuggling for an hour...

He's Like A New Man

Ripley got a haircut! Not just a haircut, but he got his fur "stripped" which to me means it's a lot shorter and softer and he is SO HANDSOME:
When I saw him the first time after it got done I almost didn't recognize him. But then we sniffed butts and I knew it was him after all. Now I feel like I need to be my prettiest all the time when he's around, but he loves me just for who I am. Even if now he can be mistaken for a model.

New Friend RINGO!

Not only do I have a new friend who comes to help out mom on Mondays (mom calls her an intern but I think she comes just to see me), she brought her family dog, Ringo, along with her this week! Ringo is a champion Cocker Spaniel, and is a very handsome boy. But you know me, I have to still try and be the top dog so I gave him a rough time at first.



But before I knew it I decided he was a really cool guy and we even hung out together on the floor. I hope he comes back to visit soon!

Games

I'm pretty sure I'm sitting on a triple-word score square.

Grammy and Grampy

This weekend my Grammy and Grampy from up north came for a visit. It was because of a birthday but guess what? I got a present! Here I am opening one of them:




It turned out to be a stuffed bat toy but I dug deeper and found a whole bag of COOKIES stuck in the bottom. I got to taste some but they are on top of the refrigerator now, I am trying to figure out a plan to get to them still.



A little later there was CAKE! I got to sniff it and then... POOP. None for me. First my cookies get taken away and then I can't have a piece of cake. Being a dog can be the pits sometimes. I'm just going to play with my stuffed bat now.

TYLER

This is my friend Tyler. She is a standard poodle but she has spectacular dreadlocks. She turns heads wherever she goes. I get to see her sometimes at Day Care, but when I went to Palm Springs I got to see her at her house there, too. She lets me sleep across her legs. I think she is one of the coolest dogs I know, especially since she gets to wear a hair scrunchie!

Trouble, Schmouble

I just like to have fun. Grandma and Grandpa got me this t-shirt. What do you think they are trying to say about me, huh?

More Fun With Auntie's Present

I thought the basket she sent was fun but then the box tipped over and WHAT a playground that is!

Exthept that some of the thtuffing gets in your mouff and thsticks to your tongue.


Wheeee! Look how much fun the packing paper is!!! Thanks again, Auntie!

Knock-Knock, A Present For Me!

Why do I look so dapper in this green bandanna you may ask? Well first of all, even though I'm a girl, pink really isn't my color. But mainly it's because I got a present today, you'll never guess who from....
Hey, let me take a peek at the card- OH! It's from Auntie!!! What a nice surprise! I never get anything and here's a huge basket full of goodies.


Here's a video of me dissecting the basket below:



Man am I spoiled. Thanks, Auntie. You didn't have to do that. But it made me SO HAPPY. Kinda like the joy I get from eating your underwear, only less fibrous. Love you!

Frontline Drama Queen

I am so upset.
Once a month(ish) this package opens up and a liquid gets squirted out of a small bottle onto my neck.
I cannot possibly tell you how awful it is.
It's..... cold, and...wet, and...kinda smells for a few minutes and.... I know you're thinking, "so, what?" ...but let me just tell you how tragic it is. I have to run around hunched over as if someone's just beaten me for about a half-hour. Then I have to act offended for an additional 45 minutes or so, and pace the house while I'm at it. I will NOT accept normal cookies (slight exceptions for the SUPER good ones), and I will NOT allow anyone to try and console me. This humiliation and pain requires me to be on my own. And I'm told that if there were a dog equivalent of the Oscars I would win it.

Big Orange Sheep***

***Also works well as a pillow when you're being ignored

Birthday Greetings

OK, I'm ready for my photo shoot. 'Happy Birthday Auntie, Take One":

Hmm, that flash is really bright, let's try it again:

Wait- I thought I saw a cookie run by, let's do one more:

Ahem. I think I need a better photographer, this one totally doesn't know what she's doing. I SO don't close my eyes with professional camerapeople. One last time:

THERE we go, now we're ready to wish our Auntie a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY today! I hope you get to have cake. Just make sure it's not chocolate or you'll have to get your stomach pumped. Love, Remy and the gang...

P.S. I Love You

I went on a 3-day vacation to my favorite vacation house- Palm Springs! Here's a short list of what I did when I got there:
*Didn't want to go to bed because it was more fun chasing crickets
*Woke up (annoyingly) early to play
*Ate a partial cricket, caught many
*Slept in the sunshine (see above)
*Went in the pool
*Got to pee and wander in a yard without my leash
*Captured and ALMOST ate a baby lizard until it was taken from me. (Mom didn't look happy about that)
*Got to visit my friends Tyler and Jet at my human Day Care friends' house in Palm Springs too!
*Played with new toys, which weren't as much fun as the crickets.

New Friend

This is Izzy:She's a few months old and one of my Day Care friends. She's named after someone I love, and is a Brussels Griffon. She's a puppy so I wasn't to keen on her at first, but I had a lecture on being nice to little kids and now we play together. Sometimes she gets really frisky when I come in and I have to tell her to go easy on me, but she's really cute and it's hard to be mad at her. Soon she's probably going to be bigger than me. I think she's coming to my house soon, we'll see how we play when she's here!