Trouble, Schmouble

I just like to have fun. Grandma and Grandpa got me this t-shirt. What do you think they are trying to say about me, huh?

More Fun With Auntie's Present

I thought the basket she sent was fun but then the box tipped over and WHAT a playground that is!

Exthept that some of the thtuffing gets in your mouff and thsticks to your tongue.


Wheeee! Look how much fun the packing paper is!!! Thanks again, Auntie!

Knock-Knock, A Present For Me!

Why do I look so dapper in this green bandanna you may ask? Well first of all, even though I'm a girl, pink really isn't my color. But mainly it's because I got a present today, you'll never guess who from....
Hey, let me take a peek at the card- OH! It's from Auntie!!! What a nice surprise! I never get anything and here's a huge basket full of goodies.


Here's a video of me dissecting the basket below:



Man am I spoiled. Thanks, Auntie. You didn't have to do that. But it made me SO HAPPY. Kinda like the joy I get from eating your underwear, only less fibrous. Love you!

Frontline Drama Queen

I am so upset.
Once a month(ish) this package opens up and a liquid gets squirted out of a small bottle onto my neck.
I cannot possibly tell you how awful it is.
It's..... cold, and...wet, and...kinda smells for a few minutes and.... I know you're thinking, "so, what?" ...but let me just tell you how tragic it is. I have to run around hunched over as if someone's just beaten me for about a half-hour. Then I have to act offended for an additional 45 minutes or so, and pace the house while I'm at it. I will NOT accept normal cookies (slight exceptions for the SUPER good ones), and I will NOT allow anyone to try and console me. This humiliation and pain requires me to be on my own. And I'm told that if there were a dog equivalent of the Oscars I would win it.

Big Orange Sheep***

***Also works well as a pillow when you're being ignored

Birthday Greetings

OK, I'm ready for my photo shoot. 'Happy Birthday Auntie, Take One":

Hmm, that flash is really bright, let's try it again:

Wait- I thought I saw a cookie run by, let's do one more:

Ahem. I think I need a better photographer, this one totally doesn't know what she's doing. I SO don't close my eyes with professional camerapeople. One last time:

THERE we go, now we're ready to wish our Auntie a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY today! I hope you get to have cake. Just make sure it's not chocolate or you'll have to get your stomach pumped. Love, Remy and the gang...

P.S. I Love You

I went on a 3-day vacation to my favorite vacation house- Palm Springs! Here's a short list of what I did when I got there:
*Didn't want to go to bed because it was more fun chasing crickets
*Woke up (annoyingly) early to play
*Ate a partial cricket, caught many
*Slept in the sunshine (see above)
*Went in the pool
*Got to pee and wander in a yard without my leash
*Captured and ALMOST ate a baby lizard until it was taken from me. (Mom didn't look happy about that)
*Got to visit my friends Tyler and Jet at my human Day Care friends' house in Palm Springs too!
*Played with new toys, which weren't as much fun as the crickets.