Blackmouth The Charcoal Pirate

Auntie is back in the house. Now I know she really loves me, because yesterday she saved a bite from her delicious frosted brownie for me. Actually, she had left it sitting on the dining room table (who leaves a piece of dessert?) and when nobody was home, I climbed up and gulped it right down!! This is a recreation of what it looked like:Wait...what? Dogs can't eat chocolate? What the... How come? Why am I now going to the 24 hour emergency vet clinic? I HATE this place! Why are they making me throw up? Eeuww- the doctor said that the brownie came up and nobody wants it now... There- that medication made me stop throwing up, and now they are making me eat CHARCOAL? I just got groomed and here's what it did to my mouth!!!

Oh well, it will come off. I hope pet insurance covers chocolate...